Alien Sex
Sex with aliens.
Anything goes. Tentacles allowed. This blog post is a judgement-free zone.
Which alien does it for you? Who would you do?
There's no question as far as I'm concerned: it always has been and always will be Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan.

Who's your off-planet pash?






Litopia is the winner
Wink, wink
All sex is alien to me - OOPS! ah-hem . . .
I really don't believe in
I really don't believe in aliens.I have my own opinion about it and I know that it should be respected.Unless I see it,then that's the time to believe it's true.Aliens, another life form that has been portrayed in movies for years, may exist.Really, like we haven't heard that one before, we are always being thrown ideas of extra terrestrial life.The belief of Stephen Hawking aliens is being transmitted all over America. It would be worth listening to and getting an idea of his thoughts. He is an extremely intelligent man, and may be paving the road to a new form of knowledge.However, how come we believe other life forms may exist now, but haven't thought it for thousands of years before?
I recently had a conversation
I recently had a conversation with a man who eleives that humans only have bones because 'they' (whoever they are) put stuff in the water that caused them to form. I know of people who believe that the Earth is carried around on the back of a giant turtle (no, Pratchett didn't make that one up), that the Universe was created in 6 days, that the earth was formed by the mating of some sky goddess and a heavenly bull, that you get reincarnated when you die and so on.
Is any of that true? Who knows?
Ego and Imagination
how come we believe other life forms may exist now, but haven't thought it for thousands of years before?
Part of it is the (relatively) recent discovery that "Earth is a rock in space" and "stars are suns" and things like that. It hadn't occurred to us before that anything about us might be recreatable. "We're speshul!"
Well, we ARE special, but we're not the only living things. :-) So once that particular bubble was burst, when we were disabused of the notion that we weren't on a magic disc or a turtle's back or something, then the great human capacity for imagination seized hold of the idea of aliens, the idea of another earth somewhere. It's hard to look up at so many suns and not let your imagination conceive that one of them might have a life-bearing rock of its own.
Personally, I MUST believe in aliens, because I believe in an infinite universe. How can an infinity exist which does not hold everything?
(Besides, if I don't believe in aliens, I'll NEVER get to meet -- and possibly seduce -- any Vulcan heartthrobs!!!)
Did you ever come to the
Did you ever come to the conclusion that humans are merely odd looking creatures. Our arms are tentacles, our fingers are jibbly bits and the whole form is quite weird. I was, of course, under a psychedelic influence when approaching the epiphony... Interesting nonetheless. electric cigarette
Mass Effect
As a video gamer, Mass Effect from Bioware has introduced a lot of new and sexy aliens to my sci-fi landscape. At the top of the list are the asari, an all-female race of blue-skinned babes that mate with other species (almost ANY other species). They're also long-lived, with younger asari leading near-hedonistic lifestyles as they explore and experiment around the universe before settling down to raise kids. There's even a genetic anomaly among asari that create Ardat-yakshi, a kind of sex-vampire that gets off on devouring their partner's life energy.
They also have small tentacle-like protrusions for hair, so it's basically every alien-sex fantasy rolled into one species.
I'd apply my usual high
I'd apply my usual high standards - breathing, has a pulse, bad eyesight.. and go form there
What about Klingons?
Another Trekkie here
But how about Klingons? My fave quote about Klingon romance is...
“Men do not roar. Women roar. They they hurl heavy objects. And claw at you.”
-- “What does the man do?”
“He reads love poetry. He ducks a lot.”
(Worf and Wesley ST:TNG)
If I had to chose I think I
If I had to chose I think I would still chose human mates, no alien has awaken my interest so far. I don't recall seeing a naked alien before, that's a factor too, isn't it? wow nude
Farscape Hotties
Several years ago, when Farscape was still active, the Sci-Fi channel did a survey of the hottest sci-fi babes. All of the females from Farscape were on the list with Chiana being ranked highest.
Call me prudish but I'd have trouble enjoying myself with anyone that I'd have to worry about stealing my stuff while I slept. I have no doubt that the sex would rock but I like the before and after too.
Therefore my top vote has to go to Amanda Tapping of Stargate SG-1. She's smart, blonde, sexy, trustworthy and can be very caring. She also never seems to get any so I have no doubt that her pent-up frustrations would be something to experience once released!
I'm afraid it's a no brainer for me...
Doctor Who as played by David Tennant. Yes, I'm shallow and predictable and I don't care

Zhaan is pretty sexy. Hmn,
Zhaan is pretty sexy.
Hmn, I don't know off the top of my head, though Chiana does spring to mind.
Twi'lek
Definitely a Star Wars fan over Star Trek here. I'd go with a Twi'lek.
Alien sex? Two words . . .
anal probe.
Does Spock count?
He's half-alien, anyway, right? He's probably got it all down to a science.
How could you not want to
How could you not want to break that cool exterior, confound his logic and turn the lifting eyebrow into delight and wonder?
Mind meld, eh?
Mind meld, eh?
lol nice
Hahahahaha, fantastic! I have to ask, have you ever read Larry Niven's "Shall We Indulge in Rishathra?" (I think that's the name of it; it's been awhile since I read it.) It's a short story/article in "N-Space," about the difficulties presented by inter-species alien love, comprising a list of possible responses (including, as I remember, "Sorry, you have too many/not enouch orifices.").
My answer to your question? ...Hmm... I'd have to go with Chewbacca. Probably not the most skillful, but you get the feeling he'd be grateful for it. :-) lolololol
I've never heard of "Shall We
I've never heard of "Shall We Indulge in Rishathra?", but will definitely look it up.
Chewie! Ha! Yes, I can see where you're coming from, there. I have a (platonic) soft spot for him too.
Upon further consideration....
Upon further consideration, I'll have to add Spock to my list. There's just something hot about a man with total objective control. lol
Good grief, what a
Good grief, what a question!
I don't know if I have a 'yes' list here, but my NEVER! list includes anything with tentacles, acid for blood, multiple rows of pointy teeth (actually, multiple rows of any sort of teeth is a no-no), anything that leaves puddles of gelatinous drool, anything with lobsterlike appendages, anything with a forked tongue and extra eyelid, anything that oozes, anything that was hatched instead of being born, anything that's advertised in The Guardian Singles pages ...
Okay, so now you've got over
Okay, so now you've got over the negatives, there's a whole universe of dentally-unchallenged safe sex potential out there...
I'd like to have a go at that
I'd like to have a go at that queen Alien from Aliens. I think she'd be a lot of fun, and that extra set of teeth...
I have to agree with Crowe on
I have to agree with Crowe on the teeth thing, here.
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bare, you masochist.
Crowe - it's nice to know someone has standards.
Everyone has standards... :)
Everyone has standards...
Gawd, David, what have you
Gawd, David, what have you created? This is by far and away the most popular blog post on Litopia... looks like for ever... what does this say about us (I fear the answer...)
It would have to be a human woman...
...because I am an alien.