Don't do this

8th March 2010 - 6:00am

A few years ago I was taking pictures along a rocky stretch of the coastal path in Cornwall. A coastguard was yomping the same stretch and stopped to give me a warning. "So far this year we've had to rescue six photographers who fell off the cliff taking pictures," he said. "So you be careful!"

"I will," I promised, thinking that would never happen to me, nuh-uh.

Well, yesterday it happened. Not a cliff though, thankfully. A mountain. There I was, fiddling with the settings on my camera whille walking along. Big mistake. Next thing I tripped. And instead of throwing out my arms to save myself, I instinctively saved my camera and cracked down hard on my left knee. Cue excruciating pain and a spreading bloom of blood on my jeans.

I hobbled back to the car. Fortunately my partner was driving because I don't think I could have managed. By the time I got home I had a comedy lump on my knee, one of those half-a-boiled-egg lumps.

Today I can get around just fine ... as long as I don't bend my leg at all.

Reminds me of the evening I was wandering somewhere in Bristol, gazing up at a spectacularly starry sky. An old lady passed me and said "She who stares at the stars often steps in dogshit!"

I think I'll keep staring at the stars but next time I'll try to remember to stop walking as I adjust the aperture on my camera.

MagicMan's picture

The perfect shot does captivate.

Been there! The tripod was set, the sun was dropping to the perfect position and I was glued to the view finder while one of Mother Nature's more forbidable critters wandered up behind me, took a sniff and continued on it's way. It took three witnesses from the cabin to convince me that it actually happened.

Crowe's picture

Lol! A bear? That is a very

Lol! A bear? That is a very cool story, MM.

MagicMan's picture

A black bear it was!

Yes a big black bear from all accounts. We were in North Ontario at an old logging cabin beside a series of lakes. In two weeks, there wasn't another person to be seen.

On the way there, up a long deserted logging trail, we had to stop the car and wait as momma skunk and her half dozen babies proceeded across the trail.

I woke up at dawn each morning for some strange reason and walked down some old railway tracks to where a river emptied into the lake. I was joined there by a moose, several deer and one morning a black bear, I assume the same one that passed me while I was snapping photos.

The wildlife didn't seem to recognize the scent of man. Their reactions were bizarre, at first hesitant, then with care they approached the river to take a drink and afterward with an additional sniff they turned and moved away. After a couple days, their hesitation had vanished.

The most astonishing sight was fish sleeping on the riverbed, heads pointed upstream. They scattered when my footfalls got too close to the edge. I never knew fish slept.

Smiles
Bob

CatWake's picture

ha

Quote:

And instead of throwing out my arms to save myself, I instinctively saved my camera

Yes, that's definitely a mother's love, that instinct!  I know several photographers with similar anecdotes, and also more than a few wine connoisseurs who've managed to crash to the ground without spilling a drop.  ;-)  It's all about priorities.

I love that bit of wisdom from the old lady, too.  Very practical! heehee

Crowe's picture

:) All these tales are making

Smile All these tales are making me feel slightly less stupid. Or at least less alone in my stupidity.

David Bridger's picture

Ouch!

I've done this, when I crashed down a boat's ladder clutching my camera rather than grabbing the handrails. It's so instinctive to save the camera, isn't it? Same instinct as protecting a baby when you fall down the stairs, or cradling your pint when you slip in a crowded pub.

I hope your knee recovers quickly.

Crowe's picture

Thanks, David. Crashing down

Thanks, David. Crashing down a boat's ladder sounds hair-raising. I guess it is indeed a 'protect the baby' instinct. Still, at least my knee will hopefully recover for free, unlike my camera which would cost quite a few hundred replace :0

skipperjeru's picture

I feel for you,

but having abused my knees horribly through a life of rugby, cycling and martial arts all my contemporaries have had knee rebuilds which seem horrible. By not thinking about knees, anybody's knees I think I have kept my from disintegration.

If yours need local occult remedies applying, please say. The local hob is noted for sore throat cures, but may do knees. I will pop down to the beach and ask if you like.