Don't do this
A few years ago I was taking pictures along a rocky stretch of the coastal path in Cornwall. A coastguard was yomping the same stretch and stopped to give me a warning. "So far this year we've had to rescue six photographers who fell off the cliff taking pictures," he said. "So you be careful!"
"I will," I promised, thinking that would never happen to me, nuh-uh.
Well, yesterday it happened. Not a cliff though, thankfully. A mountain. There I was, fiddling with the settings on my camera whille walking along. Big mistake. Next thing I tripped. And instead of throwing out my arms to save myself, I instinctively saved my camera and cracked down hard on my left knee. Cue excruciating pain and a spreading bloom of blood on my jeans.
I hobbled back to the car. Fortunately my partner was driving because I don't think I could have managed. By the time I got home I had a comedy lump on my knee, one of those half-a-boiled-egg lumps.
Today I can get around just fine ... as long as I don't bend my leg at all.
Reminds me of the evening I was wandering somewhere in Bristol, gazing up at a spectacularly starry sky. An old lady passed me and said "She who stares at the stars often steps in dogshit!"
I think I'll keep staring at the stars but next time I'll try to remember to stop walking as I adjust the aperture on my camera.






Litopia is the winner
The perfect shot does captivate.
Been there! The tripod was set, the sun was dropping to the perfect position and I was glued to the view finder while one of Mother Nature's more forbidable critters wandered up behind me, took a sniff and continued on it's way. It took three witnesses from the cabin to convince me that it actually happened.
Lol! A bear? That is a very
Lol! A bear? That is a very cool story, MM.
A black bear it was!
Yes a big black bear from all accounts. We were in North Ontario at an old logging cabin beside a series of lakes. In two weeks, there wasn't another person to be seen.
On the way there, up a long deserted logging trail, we had to stop the car and wait as momma skunk and her half dozen babies proceeded across the trail.
I woke up at dawn each morning for some strange reason and walked down some old railway tracks to where a river emptied into the lake. I was joined there by a moose, several deer and one morning a black bear, I assume the same one that passed me while I was snapping photos.
The wildlife didn't seem to recognize the scent of man. Their reactions were bizarre, at first hesitant, then with care they approached the river to take a drink and afterward with an additional sniff they turned and moved away. After a couple days, their hesitation had vanished.
The most astonishing sight was fish sleeping on the riverbed, heads pointed upstream. They scattered when my footfalls got too close to the edge. I never knew fish slept.
Smiles
Bob
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And instead of throwing out my arms to save myself, I instinctively saved my camera
Yes, that's definitely a mother's love, that instinct! I know several photographers with similar anecdotes, and also more than a few wine connoisseurs who've managed to crash to the ground without spilling a drop. ;-) It's all about priorities.
I love that bit of wisdom from the old lady, too. Very practical! heehee
:) All these tales are making
Ouch!
I've done this, when I crashed down a boat's ladder clutching my camera rather than grabbing the handrails. It's so instinctive to save the camera, isn't it? Same instinct as protecting a baby when you fall down the stairs, or cradling your pint when you slip in a crowded pub.
I hope your knee recovers quickly.
Thanks, David. Crashing down
Thanks, David. Crashing down a boat's ladder sounds hair-raising. I guess it is indeed a 'protect the baby' instinct. Still, at least my knee will hopefully recover for free, unlike my camera which would cost quite a few hundred replace :0
I feel for you,
but having abused my knees horribly through a life of rugby, cycling and martial arts all my contemporaries have had knee rebuilds which seem horrible. By not thinking about knees, anybody's knees I think I have kept my from disintegration.
If yours need local occult remedies applying, please say. The local hob is noted for sore throat cures, but may do knees. I will pop down to the beach and ask if you like.